Curse

THE ROCK · Jul 24, 2006, 01:06 AM // 01:06

*1...2... kicks opeth*
*low blows him, and throws him over the counter*

Opeth11 · Jul 24, 2006, 01:11 AM // 01:11

*waits for your head to appear over the counter*
*sees it*
*PULLS OUT THE SOCK!*
*crams it in your mouth*
*crams it further into your throat*
*strangles you with the other hand*
*kicks you in the balls with both my legs*
*pins you*
*counts to three*

"1! 2! 3!"

*wins the Guru Forum Championship*

THE ROCK · Jul 24, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33

*gets up*
*knocks down opeth*
*steals belt*
*place chair over his face*
*people's elbow opeth while he's down*

TheGuildWarsPenguin · Jul 24, 2006, 01:34 AM // 01:34

*Uses Healing seed on Opeth*
*chats with bartender*

Opeth11 · Jul 24, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44

*buys TheGuildWarsPenguin a beer*
*procedes to kick the crap out of THE ROCK*
*uses Wiward's special finisher on his ass*

Retribution X · Jul 24, 2006, 02:00 AM // 02:00

*Throws THE ROCK across the room*

Opeth11 · Jul 24, 2006, 03:52 AM // 03:52

*pins THE ROCK again*

MMSDome · Jul 24, 2006, 03:55 AM // 03:55

Jolly old Dome walks into work after a log day of work and sits at a stool and orders a drink minding his own buisness...

THE ROCK · Jul 24, 2006, 04:30 AM // 04:30

*headbutts Opeth*
*gets up, choke slams him into a wall*
*sits down and orders a drink*

Opeth11 · Jul 24, 2006, 04:37 AM // 04:37

*summons the 99 rated Wiward who also has The People's Elbow finisher*
*kicks THE ROCK in the corner*
*drags in to the center of the bar*
*calls Wiward to People's Elbow you apart*
*laughs*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 24, 2006, 04:39 AM // 04:39

Gives THE ROCK secret aging formula in drink
THE ROCK gets the most massive man-boobs ever
Gives Opeth high-five

Opeth11 · Jul 24, 2006, 04:44 AM // 04:44

*buys drinks for Doomlord_Slayermann*
*kicks THE ROCK's massive man boobs*
*points and laughs*
*throws him out of the bar*

THE ROCK · Jul 24, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55

*comes back in as a zombie*
*bites opeth by the neck*
*leaves*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 24, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58

Uses Judge's Insight
THE ROCK dies when I poke him with a toothpick

Opeth11 · Jul 24, 2006, 05:04 AM // 05:04

*pulls the rock back into the bar*
*asks Doomlord_Slayermann to help double team THE ROCK*
*double-clothesline's THE ROCK*
*pulls off his stupid eyebrow*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 24, 2006, 05:08 AM // 05:08

Agrees to double-team THE ROCK
Banishes THE ROCK's Caps Lock and Shift keys to an outer plane of existance
Summons signature FLAMING MONKEYS OF DOOM with own Shift Key
Prepares to destroy... The Rock

Opeth11 · Jul 24, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11

=/

*throws melted shit at VINCENT*

I KNOW IT'S YOU. WHO ELSE CAN IT BE?

THE ROCK · Jul 24, 2006, 07:39 PM // 19:39

*ducks and dodges shit*
*uppercuts Opeth*
*taunts and gains momentum*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 24, 2006, 08:39 PM // 20:39

Signs THE ROCK into a mediocre acting career

Mikanus · Jul 24, 2006, 08:39 PM // 20:39

*wonders if this fight should be turned into a pay-per-view event*